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Anti-Gay Black Pastors Try To De-Negroize President Obama
Click here to view the video on YouTube. Watching this pastor spout nonsense was worse than going to church and giving 10 percent of my income to pay the reverend’s car note. The Coalition of...
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Muslims Eat Chick-fil-A Too
Everyone is for free speech until they’re offended. I’m pro-gay rights and support the Chick-fil-A boycott, but I also think they should be able to open new restaurants without prejudice. The same...
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Cop Pistol-Whips Innocent Teen, Gun Goes Off
Click here to view the video on YouTube. “I heard a shot, and I seen a flash. And I felt something. So I thought I was dead actually.” Remember: There’s an unwritten law that young black men can’t...
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Reason Won’t Let Me Agree With The Teachers’ Strike
The post-pension contribution median salary for a teacher working in the Chicago Public School district is $66,614. Their current contract allows for a maximum of 28 to 31 students per class depending...
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You Mad? Kind Of Black Zoe Saldana To Play Nina Simone
Mary J. Blige was supposed to play Nina Simone in the upcoming biopic “Nina,” but she has music to make and a husband to beat so she dropped out. News that Zoe Saldana, of hybrid ethnic background,...
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Walmart Employee Of The Month Loses Custody Of Child Due To Low Pay
Click here to view the video on YouTube. Dude has worked at Walmart for four years and makes $8.90 an hour. In Los Angeles! A city that requires its residents to purchase pumpkin spice lattes and...
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20-year McDonald’s Employee Still Makes Minimum Wage
Calvin supposedly made manager after a few summers, but Tyree Johnson has been a french fry technician for 20 years and has yet to get a raise not tied to minimum wage. Plus they keep him under 40...
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A History Of Violence
May 18, 1927: Bombs set at a school in Bath Township, Michigan by Andrew Kehoe kill 45 people, including 38 children. We’re a country founded on violence and it’s ingrained in our culture. As we cry...
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Sam Jackson’s Oscar Robbery Was Years In The Making
Samuel L. Jackson was robbed of an Oscar nomination for his role in “Django Unchained.” The snub was years in the making. Here’s what happened: Halle Berry won an Oscar in 2002 for her leading role in...
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LAPD Gunman Chris Dorner Is No Robin Hood Figure
No matter what my social media friends want me to believe, there’s nothing heroic or admirable about LAPD gunman Chris Dorner. He killed two young people whose only “fault” was being born into or...
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Somebody Just Got A Christopher Dorner Tattoo
Evidently, if I don’t like the occupation of your parents or your girlfriend’s parents, it’s OK for me to kill you as long as I justify it with a Facebook rant and subsequently kill police officers....
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Whole Foods Stops Using Obama To Sell Chicken
A Whole Foods store in Manhattan removed a sign that used President Obama to advertise a sale on chicken after shoppers complained that it was offensive. I don’t think it’s racist, though it is...
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There Was An Afro Sheen Ad Featuring Frederick Douglass
This commercial aired during an episode of Soul Train in the ’70s, when black folks were supposedly more conscious. It’s like a slightly less ignorant precursor to Lil Wayne’s line about Emmett Till....
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LL Cool J Responds To Criticism With Obligatory MLK Quote
I don’t doubt LL and Brad Paisley’s intentions. They’re good. And as you can see below LL’s not the first rapper to express admiration at the Confederate flag. But he sounds a bit clueless, as if the...
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NYPD Finds Escaped Suspect With ‘Kinky Hair, Ruddy Skin’
Lawrence Mason, 52, was arrested in Harlem two days ago for drug possession. Thanks to the experience gained from been arrested 40 previous times for similar offenses (according to the NY Daily News)...
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The Difference Between A Walmart In The Hood And A Walmart In The ‘Burbs
Walmart is undergoing an image makeover. They have a new website, misleadingly titled TheRealWalmart.com, and commercials that feature Walmart shoppers who have college degrees. Seriously, that’s the...
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The Cleveland Indians Logo Is As Ignorant As Riley Cooper
Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Riley Cooper called someone an n-word-with-the-played-out “er”-ending at a Kenny Chesney concert and now he’s damn near off the team. But as far as sports-related...
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Every White Person Wearing Dark Makeup Is Not In Blackface
Actress Julianne Hough offended Upper Class Black Twitter by celebrating Halloween as “Orange Is The New Black” character Crazy Eyes. Maybe growing up in Ohio and experiencing real racism has...
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Corniest Cornball Brother Of All Time: ‘I Hate Being Black’
At first glance I thought this article was satire in the vein of Bernie Mac as the racist cop in “Don’t Be A Menace,” but Brother Orville (pictured above) really does hate himself. It’s a shame he...
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Payback Against Donald Sterling: Boycott His Sponsors (Here’s A List)
Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling was caught on tape telling one of his harlots not to bring black people to the team’s games (TMZ), which is not that surprising considering he has a history...
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Kobe, LeBron, All Of Us: The Contradiction & Fake Outrage Towards Donald...
The Donald Sterling controversy died to me the minute my good friend said that all professional sports teams should cease activity until Sterling steps down. My response: Negro, this ain’t 9/11! Look,...
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Islamophobia: America’s Last Acceptable Form of Hate
Man, America’s bigotry towards Islam is crazy. Rachael Ray, the less sexy version of Oprah, had her Dunkin’ Donuts commercial yanked for wearing a traditional Arab scarf. A serious presidential...
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College To Ask If You’re Gay On Admission Application
Elmhurst College will begin asking students their sexual orientation on the admission application. If students say they are a member of the LGBT community they can qualify for a scholarship. No word...
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New MLK Memorial Was Built By Unpaid Chinese Laborers
China holds 16% of our debt, created some ingenious fake Apple stores and had their basketball team beat the s**t out of a team from one of our most esteemed universities. But now we’ve got revenge,...
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There’s A New Sorority For Natural Hair: Pi Nappa Kappa
The only thing worse than third degree burns on your neck from Auntie’s hot comb is a weave that’s been neglected like those kids in “Slumdog Millionaire.” And probably cut from the heads of those...
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Locked Up! My Day In (A Women’s) Prison
I’ve always wondered about prison. Mainly how dudes in the joint get their hair braided. I’m sure most convicts aren’t too keen on sitting between Fleece Johnson’s legs for hours on end. But women’s...
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Gallup Study Finds Jungle Fever Is No Longer Fatal
Most blacks (besides female readers of bossip.com) have always approved of black-white marriage. But until 1996 most whites–primarily those who dislike blacks because we pronounce words that end in...
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There’s Something In Your Religion That’s Just As Crazy
Years ago I almost joined the Nation of Islam. Fortunately my love of pork and white women prevented the initiation. The experience taught me that all religions have elements of craziness....
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Learn To Manipulate Your Local Police Like Shaquille O’Neal
Every great man has a great woman standing beside him. Though I suppose a great man can also have a great man standing behind him, arms wrapped tightly around his waist. But far too often there are...
View ArticleMexico Considers Having Marriage For Lease
Say what you want about Mexico, but they get a few things right. Namely Tostilocos seasoned with lead and the state-mandated cleavage requirement for female newscasters. Now they’ve struck gold again,...
View ArticleGirl Scouts Won’t Let Sweet Lil’ Bobby Join
Girls just wanna have fun, right? Well the same goes for 7-year-old boys that wear knee-high diva boots and prefer double-dutch over football. Young Bobby Montoya likes everything little girls like;...
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Tiny Trick-or-Treater Pulls Gun
This year we gave candy to trick-or-treaters and the occasional freeloading parents holding newborn babies. My domestic-partner in-a-not-gay-way wanted to give the chillun’ one piece of candy each. I...
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Thousands of Crackheads To Be Released From Prison
If you use blow you’re one missed paycheck away from using crack. And even though crack will make you a good dancer like Gator in “Jungle Fever,” it will also have you doing things you never thought...
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Egypt Goes Crazy Over Nude Blogger
America went in an uproar over a Jackson titty and now Egypt’s going wild over an activist/blogger wearing nothing but panty hose and the Pope’s red shoes. Aliaa Magda Elmahdy posted pictures of...
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Shoot The Bully, Not Yourself
When I was in school I learned the best way to deal with bullies was to show my bravery, by telling my older brother. If that didn’t work I’d use my girl fight technique: put my head down, swing...
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The Millionaire Welfare Queen (And King)
I tell children who display criminal tendencies (like cheating in video games or stealing their parent’s weed) that crime doesn’t pay unless it’s white collar. And in this case it paid handsomely. A...
View ArticleAnderson Cooper Rips Bishop Eddie Long A New One
It’s kind of sad to witness Bishop Eddie’s fall from grace, especially when you see the toll it’s taken on his S-curl. What’s more sad is that his barely legal victims can still smell his cologne....
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There’s Still A ‘Whites Only’ Pool In Ohio
Jamie Hein, a white landlord in Cincinnati, posted a sign at her duplex’s pool that read “Public Swimming Pool, White Only.” Not only was it bad grammar, but the Ohio Civil Rights Commission ruled it...
View ArticleRelax! The Chaos Over The Jordans (Kind Of) Makes Sense
In the 1980s people would kill for a Starter jacket. Now we push and shove for Air Jordans. Shit, that’s progress. This is capitalism at work. It costs about $20 to make a pair of Nike sneakers;...
View ArticleThe Real Threat From Iran: Deadly Female Ninjas
Much of the Western world has beef with Iran over their supposed development of nuclear weapons, which violates the international We Have Them You Can’t Treaty. War rhetoric from American evangelical...
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You’re Old, Not Perfect–Stop Criticizing Today’s Youth
The picture above has gone viral and is supposed to demonstrate a mass decline in civilization among young people from the ’50s until today. It’s actually trick photography pitting some of the most...
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Immigrants Are Cool & Speaking English Is Overrated
It’s political season and there’s a lot of talk about immigration and immigrants who don’t speak English. While I don’t agree that we can or should force people to speak English something needs to be...
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NRA Sells Hoodie w/Concealed Weapon Pocket
Imagine the reaction if you wore one of these to the airport over an Islamic thobe, but instead of holding a gun in the pocket you had a Qu’ran. Talk about a delayed flight. If you live in a...
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What’s That Fuss? President Obama On Rosa Parks’ Bus
During a campaign fundraiser at the Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn, Michigan President Obama sat on the bus where Rosa Parks ignited the Civil Rights Movement. The President noted, “I actually had the...
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Trayvon & Zimmerman: Who’s Really The Thug?
Regardless of your feelings on the increasingly politicized Trayvon Martin killing, it’s disturbing how some attach Trayvon to “thug” culture simply because of a picture of him with his middle finger...
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May Day Protest In Oakland: Cop Gets Paint Bombed
I know, I know…everyone wants to say to f**k the police. But like Jheri curls and Starter jackets that’s played. Let’s have a civil discussion about profiling and abuse of power, not paint bombs....
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Reverend: Women Shouldn’t Vote, Thank God For Slavery
I saw Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson on Fox “News” where he’s a contributor and figured he was disparaging blacks for financial gain, which can be lucrative if you use the notoriety to gain paid speaking...
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New Song: Lupe Fiasco Says ‘B*itch’ 28 Times So You Won’t
I completely agree with Lupe on this. When I was a single-lonely roué I’d hear a woman describe herself as a “bad bitch” and figure she was describing their self-esteem. Hopefully we get a remix of...
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Crispus Attucks: American Hero & Horror Film Inspiration
Crispus Attucks was an American slave of African and Native American heritage, so he really did “have that Indian hair.” On March 5, 1770 he became the first person to die in the Boston Massacre at...
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